DICKhead Gephardt

Dammit you jerkface Gephardt bitch. Did you not see me watching Average Joe? Do you not care that I was nearly in tears because the boys were getting ready to have thier freaking hearts ripped out by buff hot hotties. Do you think that this is a freaking joke?! Inturrupting my show to talk about your family? Who cares if you think you are "the luckiest person alive?" Guess what, you are a BIG FAT LOSER! You lost today and you're lucky you're not about to lose your left testicle because if I were in Iowa, I would come chop it off and stick it in your rectal cavity. I am ashamed to share so many letters of my last name with you.

Fuckers. Don't mess with my television show.