Papa Gash

Sometimes I wonder if celebrities are human. Do you think Jennifer Lopez cries like a normal girl? I cannot imagine her sobbing into her pillow because she is no longer going to marry Mr. Perfect hunk Ben Affleck. I’m pretty sure she’s immune to emotions. I mean that’s the impression that I get.

My parents are pretty evil people. I had my dad do my taxes for me tonight and I get the phone call of my refund results and nearly had an emotional breakdown. They told me I was getting 59 dollars from federal and 11 from state. I was trying to mentally figure out how to stretch that seventy dollars into my six hundred dollar insurance that’s due in two months. That won’t even pay the minimum balance. Luckily for me they were being evil and I’m really getting over 1,000 back total. So I’ll be able to pay my auto insurance, and finally my shitty dentists bill and then either pay off my credit card or throw it into savings. I think Im going to just put it in savings for my September auto insurance. I need to stop spending my money before I get it.

I got this massive paper cut today. I thought I was going to die. I was doing a deposit for Papa Johns and went to tear the copies apart and sliced my finger. It didn’t look too bad at first, just hurt but when I went to print a receipt I realized there was a stream of blood dripping from my finger and I was making a mess. It was a deep cut. And the bank is too poor to afford band-aids so I was stuck with a piece of scotch tape over my cut to keep money grime out of the gash. It still hurts L

Well that’s a whole lotta nothing there.