oooh! come touch my collar bone

I have decided I have the greatest collarbone in the world. Why? Because I can feel it. And I can see it. And I like being able to see my collar bone. Collar bones are sexy. I'm getting there dagnabbit.

Now, Ive put this shower off long enough. It's been in the bathroom running for fifteen minutes while I've checked my buddy list and now I am rambling on so I don't have to get in it. I'm like a gosh damned four y ear old who doesn't take a bath because baths mean bedtime. Showers mean work time. I don't want to go to work. Can I call in again today? Didn't think so.